VIDEO : Trump Jokes About Inaugural Rain “If it Really Pours, That’s OK Because People Will Realize it’s My Real Hair”

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1. SharonSandy Wharton

   http://www.donaldjtrump.com/@realDonaldTrump
   I wrote you a pre-inaugural poem which only I believe I can truly read correctly… but if not possible, it could be read on the 19th, at one of the Balls that Trump is in attendance.

   SharonSandy
   aka “TrumpGirl”

   I HAD A DREAM

   I had a monstrous dream last night…I awoke in a terrible fright, inauguration is almost here…so listen up folks let’s have a beer…

   I will tell you about this dream I had, some of it good and some of it bad.
   The debates, the rallies, and even riots too-there’s so much to tell and so much to do.

   Remember the debates and the numerous commentators-they tried to rule the stage, but not the bold Trumpinator.
   Some of these candidates we won’t forget never, they’ll remember TheDonald forever and ever.

   A toast to Giuliani, tip a glass if you are brave and I will go on with this wonderful charade.
   Gingrich and Hannity what a pair they’ll give you the news without despair…

   What about Jeb Bush with his eminent domain…he pointed a finger at Trump-his family did the same.
   Let’s talk about Chris Christie with his powerful litigation or
   Lindsey Graham with his self-mitigation.

   I remember the campaigns, the media and all-I guess one might say we had one great big ball.
   Heres another beer-kick back and relax, there’s little Marco who will give you a big act.

   There was ly’in Ted with his constant complaining, Perry and Walker let’s see, who’s remaining…
   There’s Carly Fiorina, the only female so bold, she held her own until the numbers took their toll.

   Here have another beer, I have more to say, let me think for a minute…or two if I may. Oh, now I remember -I remember it well…Kasich stayed in too long-he should have bailed.

   Theres Huckabee and Santorum-another pair, to the Vets they took notice and to the debaters beware…have a beer-cry some tears and let’s remember it all-even right down to the teacher Rand Paul…
   And believe me there’s enough here to work with…

   Ben Carson with his ethics and teaching with glee-gave all the glory to TheDonald and thee.
   So…
   DonaldTrump and Reince Priebus what can I say, we have Trump by night and Priebus by day.
   Lets have another beer and let the liberals cry their tears…

   TheDonald prayed with all the evangelicals a plea…and gave all the glory to the one that oversees.
   And We know-
   Lewandowski has always
   looked out for Trump, until a reporter lied and he left too abrupt.

   So…
   then we needed delegates for the primary to excel – We needed Paul Manafort to deliver the mail, without this great man we would not have been…he resigned because yet another lie began…

   Now,
   to replace him, Kellyann came aboard-to get Trump elected with votes and much more.
   Kellyann took the next steps to these electorial votes-everyone take notice because thats all she wrote.

   I remember the primary, the electorial votes being done…it’s almost over-
   and finally WE WON!

   Whoops the beer is taking affect…but before it does -I don’t want to neglect, little Katrina plus the Trump women that worked here… listen up voters let’s have one more beer.

   I have to say something about the RNC- at first you didn’t get it and we disagreed…you finally came around-this was wonderful to see by Trumps own time and Trumps own plea.

   To the public-myself and those not included…we did it ourselves without the sore losers.
   Here’s to the Donald and to his honor we cheer we know you don’t drink but for the rest here’s a beer!

   From the start to the finish and the world in distress – we won bigly, get over it – we picked the best!

   We as in voters-we did get it right-the public has spoken and Trump will unite.
   Here take this beer, lean back and relax-we will chop up these memories without even an axe.

   Here’s
   to you DonaldJ.Trump-our president elect – just know as your army, we will always protect.

   We trust you, we honor you, we will do our best -to keep an open mind and let you do the rest…
   Put America First and Make America Great Again – this is the beginning to a happy end.©

   SharonSandy Wharton
   aka – @TrumpGirl_1

   Here’s to you President Trump!

   January 20, 2017