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Twitter Ruthlessly Mocks Idea of a Cruz-Fiorina Ticket

Despite the fact Ted Cruz has been mathematically eliminated from the possibility of winning the GOP nomination on the first ballot and got destroyed in 5 states Tuesday, speculation has continued he is vetting none other than Carly Fiorina as a potential VP. Sources say Carly has submitted her Tax information to the Cruz camp for vetting.

Carly Fiorina is perhaps most well known for her failed Senate run against Barbara Boxer and spearheading a catastrophic merger between HP and Compaq, leading her to be named as the 19th Worst CEO of All Time. 

Here are just a few tweets from Twitter users not impressed with the idea of a Cruz-Fiorina Ticket.

 “How a Cruz / Carly Ticket Will Handle Your Tax Dollars”

“NO ONE likes them – NO ONE will vote for them”

“No Hope, No Numbers, No Reality”

Elvis and Ann-Margret Must be Rolling Over in Their Graves

“The second-most disastrous merger of Carly’s Career”

“Ted For another $500,000, I will call you Daddy”