During a rally in Fresno in May, California Trump asked farmers “Is there a drought?” he then exposed a little known truth “No, we have plenty of water. We shove it out to sea.” “Now they’re trying to protect a certain kind of 3-inch fish. Think of it, nobody even knows why, and by the way the environmentalists don’t know why.” You see, radical environmentalists have been starving California farmers of water in order to protect a 2-3 inch fish called the “delta smelt.” The slithery fish is said to smell like cucumbers and is only found in the San … Continue reading Trump Exposes California Drought is Man-Made, Caused By Over-Protecting a 2 inch Fish