By now, it’s no secret that the Democrats are in complete and utter disarray: their party has crumbled after their “lord and savior” Obama’s term ended, they’re broke, they’re plagued by scandals, they don’t have a message, and they cannot agree on anything.
With the 2020 Presidential elections around the corner, the Democrats have been tossing around names for a possible candidate for months, and to laughable results; when looking at the choices available, it seems they hate the most viable candidates around.
Perhaps the most rational choice, Kamala Harris, a senator from California, is seen as far too “centrist” for the left, who view her with contempt and see her as just another “Hillary Clinton clone” and a puppet of the establishment.
There is also Cory Booker, who is also widely hated by the far-left due to his own establishment connections, as well as his willingness to work with Republicans on certain issues.
Added into the mix are Senator Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren, who claims she’s a Native American, Keith Ellison, whose radical Islamic views and anti-Semitism have dogged his political career, and Tom Perez, the foul-mouthed head of the DNC.
However, these candidates are all largely hated by the majority of the left, who see them as not “progressive” enough, and more establishment offerings who come packed in bureaucratic red-tape and bring their own baggage with them.
Not one of these candidates has the backing of Hillary Clinton or the allure of Bernie Sanders, which brings us into the more “out there” options that the Democrats are left with, and here’s where things start to really get crazy.
After the victory of President Donald Trump, a celebrity outsider who strongly resonated with the American people, some Democrats are following suit, and a few big names have begun mulling the idea of a 2020 run themselves; celebrities like Mark Cuban, The Rock, Mark Zuckerberg, and others are all putting their names forward for a chance at the White House.
At this rate, the Democrats would be willing to run with a Bill Nye/Chelsea Handler ticket if they thought they had a chance at winning, but in reality, their hopes are pretty dismal.
At least they promise another entertaining primary!