By Amy Moreno Just when you think Ted Cruz can’t get any more absurd he shatters the “loony threshold” by announcing a vice presidential running-mate. Ted Cruz, the man whose been mathematically eliminated from the race, who finished third in five races – losing to a man dubbed “Johnny Pancakes,” announced today that Carly Fiorina – one of the worst CEO’s of all time, is his (make-believe) running mate. Ted announced the news at a bizarre press conference where he and Carly looked awkward and overly rehearsed. During one notably uncomfortable moment, Carly broke into a very staged “impromptu” song, … Continue reading ZOMBIE TICKET! TED & CARLY ENTER THE TWILIGHT ZONE