ZOMBIE TICKET! TED & CARLY ENTER THE TWILIGHT ZONE
By Amy Moreno
Just when you think Ted Cruz can’t get any more absurd he shatters the “loony threshold” by announcing a vice presidential running-mate.
Ted Cruz, the man whose been mathematically eliminated from the race, who finished third in five races – losing to a man dubbed “Johnny Pancakes,” announced today that Carly Fiorina – one of the worst CEO’s of all time, is his (make-believe) running mate.
Ted announced the news at a bizarre press conference where he and Carly looked awkward and overly rehearsed. During one notably uncomfortable moment, Carly broke into a very staged “impromptu” song, while America looked on in horror.
This latest stunt comes after Ted’s failed attempt to collude with the other mathematically eliminated candidate, John “Johnny Pancakes” Kasich, in hopes of stopping Trump’s stampede to win the nomination.
Fairytale aside, Ted’s choice for his “running mate” is an interesting one. Carly Fiorina is known as the “Queen of Outsourcing.” During her infamous stint as HP’s CEO, Carly cut thirty-thousand jobs. She added insult to injury by forcing many Americans to train their foreign replacements before being tossed into the unemployment line like yesterday’s garbage.
During this time, however, Carly didn’t miss a beat. While devastated Americans were handed pink slips, Carly gave herself a hefty raise and bought a slew of high-ticket items including a luxury yacht. It’s no wonder she’s been hailed as one of the worst CEO’s of all time.
If Ted and Carly were a legitimate ticket they’d be known as the Global Establishment Duo.
Both Ted and Carly are globalists with a penchant for cheap foreign labor and relaxed immigration laws – and while Ted cut his political-establishment-teeth working for the Bush clan, Carly cut her establishment fangs on the failed John McCain campaign.
One DC insider expressed it best when he said, “Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t Ted and Carly the type of political ‘dream team’ that Americans are fighting to defeat?”
We agree with that assessment. After all, Ted and Carly’s globalism, outsourcing, corporate greed, and “America Last” agenda is what has brought the United States to her knees and why millions of Americans are supporting Donald Trumps “America FIRST” platform.
The question most insiders are asking today is – what will it take for Desperate Ted to finally see the light and bow out of a race he simply cannot win?
Amy Moreno is a Published Author, Graphic Designer & Marketing Guru. You can follow her on twitter here
