Portly Puff Erick Erickson Goes “All in” For Hillary

FYI, Erick Erickson was never a “conservative.”

Period.

He belongs to the good ol’ boys “neocon globalist club” where fat, old GOP pigs hang out in stodgy wood-paneled libraries – wedged into their leather wingback chairs, sipping single malt scotch, puffing on Cuban’s (Marco, Ted), discussing nation-building, global markets, and cheap foreign labor for their billionaire puppet masters.

That’s how I imagine it, anyway.

The reality is more like this:  Erick Erickson spread-eagle on the couch in his size “Extra Jumbo” panties, finger-eating a plate of brownies while tweeting #NeverTrump BS to 17 “semi-interested” followers.

The point is, he was never a conservative.

He and his ilk, like fellow dropkicks Bill Kristol, Ben Sasse, Rick Wilson, and that turkey-neck hooch, Cheri Jacobus have been banished from the GOP by way of an extraordinary coup carried out by TRUE conservatives who will return the party to its small government, closed borders, common-sense roots.

The Bush-era has ended ya’ll, and the Trump-age begins.

Long may he reign! ( I miss Game of Thrones).

In what was a YUGE gamble, the “Erickson’s” of the world painted themselves into a corner when they went full-NeverTrump.  It was a massive career risk because if the concept failed (which it did, epically) they had nowhere left to go.

I take that back – they had one (sad) place to go…..

#ImWithHer

There isn’t a true conservative alive who would vote for Hillary over Trump – and that’s because NeverTrump was never about “conservative principles.”

It was about personal preference.

People’s “feelings.”

Trump is not everyone’s “cup o’ tea.”

Ok, I get that.

However, your personal taste isn’t a valid reason to gamble away your career and reputation.  However, that’s exactly what these hyper-emotional turds did.

They rolled the NeverTrump dice and lost.

Hi, Ben Shapiro!

It’s a nutty concept to chuck everything away because someone personally rubs you the wrong way. I find my “academia liberal” neighbor to be a condescending nitwit, but I’m not risking my reputation by starting a neighborhood revolt over it.

I get revenge by walking around the neighborhood in my Make America Great Again hat.

Mission accomplished.

After the humiliating collapse of the NeverTrump “movement,” The Erickson’s of the world had two choices:

1. Save their careers and surrender.  “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.”
2. Ignore crushing defeat and remain bitter. “If you can’t beat ’em, join Hillary.”

Cowardly Erick picked #2.

I’ve been told that Erick’s Twitter feed looks like a half-ass homage to Daily Koz and Salon.  The Chubby wuss has me blocked, however, I still got hold of a few of his “greatest democrat hits.”

Bwahahaha. Nate Silver. Mr. Common-Core Statistician.

This screen-grab is from today. Please take note of the original tweet date, June 30, and the number of retweets and likes. 

Honestly, I received more fantastic feedback regarding my pug, Butters and his horrific case of doggy diarrhea. 

Moving on……

Erick, by the looks of that “hot Twitter action,” the “eero” movement has the exact same future as #NeverTrump.

I really like this one, it’s Twitter irony at its best.

By “they” do you mean two people who meant to click “block” but hit “like” by mistake, Erick?

#FeelTheLove(Twice)

Amy Moreno is a Published Author, Pug Lover & Game of Thrones Nerd. You can follow her on Twitter here.

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