NeverTrump Chooses “Anti-White Working Class” Snob to Run Against Trump

Americans Mumble a Collective “WTF?”

Only this time it’s “who” not “what.” 

Unknown albino, David French, Bill Kristol’s “political knight in shining armor,” is the guy who’s apparently going to run an independent campaign against Trump and Clinton.

What the…..

Nice beard. 

Bill Kristol left sticky notes on every office door in DC.

Nevermind the fact that virtually no one has heard of this guy, Bill Kristol is convinced that this pinkish-hued gentleman will be our next president.

#PinkLivesMatter

Realistically speaking, I think more people know my Pug Butters than know about David French.

Butters likes to watch Trump rallies.

Bill Kristol: The Buffoon That Keeps on Buffooning

In an embarrassing attempt to generate interest regarding his potential indy candidate, Bill Kristol used Memorial Day to promote his NeverTrump buffoonery.

Just a heads up over this holiday weekend: There will be an independent candidate–an impressive one, with a strong team and a real chance.

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) May 29, 2016

“A real chance….” to what, Bill?

A real chance to be compared to a turtle.

Seriously Though, Who is David French?

We’re still uncovering boring details about this boring new potential candidate. However, we did uncover a few interesting tidbits.

1) He’s one creepy mother f#@%er.

Dave, ISIS called and would like you to write their new rule book.

2) He believes the American Middle class is “lazy.” 

3) David French defends colleague, Kevin Williamson who claimed white working class communities should “die.”

David French – your “Anti-White Working Class Hero.”

According to recent interviews, the unknown Mr. French hasn’t committed to making the biggest mistake of his life running as an independent for Bill Kristol’s equally unknown, “Renegade Party,” however, he’s considering it.

Laugh out loud.

Amy Moreno is a Published Author, Pug Lover & Game of Thrones Nerd. Follow her on Twitter here.