NeverTrump Failure Erick Erickson Declares “I’m Not a Republican!”

Erick Erickson is quickly becoming a parody of himself – that portly goob who never gets it’s right.  The big dumb loser who you almost feel sorry for.

Almost.

His NeverTrump logic has gotten so desperately comical that I’m waiting for a laugh track to kick in at the end of his sentences.

Erick, Saturday Night Live called and they want their bumbling fat guy back.

On Monday, the portly NeverTrumper showed up on Yahoo Global News and repeated his insane talking points. He said again (for the umpteenth time) that he can’t vote for presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.

And the world responded with a resounding chorus of “WHO THE HELL CARES?”

Erickson blabbed on, claiming that if the Republican Party wants to go with Trump, he’s no longer a Republican.

Can we get that in writing – signed in blood, maybe?

Things turned really awkward when Erick dragged his family into the mix by saying, “I don’t want to look at my kids and explain this is the way that the president of the United States behaves. There is a real character issue with Donald Trump that I think disqualifies him from being President. I think Hillary Clinton is unfit for the office as well, but she certainly does have the qualifications.”

Erick Erickson claims Trump has a “character issue” (that he never explains, by the way) that is so earth-scorching he can’t possibly explain it to his children.  However, Hillary, the woman responsible for the death of four brave Americans in Benghazi, who is cloaked in dozens of scandals, and has zero accomplishments as secretary of state – is, in his words, “qualified” to be president.

In addition, Big Daddy Erickson is perfectly comfortable explaining to his children how Madame President’s husband has been accused of RAPE, sexual assault, groping, and has flown aboard a flying whore house 26 times with underage girls (as young as 12-years old) and a convicted sex offender.

Kids, gather ’round, Dad’s got a cute story to tell…..

After listening to Erick Erickson’s warped logic and defense of Hillary Clinton by claiming she’s “qualified,” it’s easy to see why the NeverTrump movement failed.  NeverTrump was never about “conservatism.” Because true conservatives will always stand by the claim that Hillary Clinton is qualified for one thing – prison. 

Erick, seriously – SNL wants their big dumb fat guy back.

Amy Moreno is a Published Author, Pug Lover & Game of Thrones Nerd.  You can follow her on Twitter here.