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Failed NeverTrump Leader Erick Erickson Suffers an EPIC Meltdown

Erick Erickson, the guy who started the failed NeverTrump “movement,” is desperate to hang on to his declining cause and has gone “full dumbo” with his latest frantic plea.

While throwing an adult-size hissy fit, the stout Erickson begged 2x loser and epic choke-artist Mitt Romney to run against Donald Trump.  Meanwhile, Mitt Romney was having his own nervous breakdown and had his Rolodex out, calling every DC Tom, Dick, and Harry, trying to find someone (anyone) to run against Donald Trump.  See that hilarious story here.  However, after his calls for “political suicide” went unanswered Mitt eventually gave up and slithered back to his Park City, UT mansion in shame.  See that story here.

What’s particularly interesting is that Donald Trump has already shattered Mitt Romney’s total vote count and is setting GOP records for votes earned.  In addition, Erickson has admitted that he did not support nominee Mitt Romney in 2008 or 2012.

Idiot Erickson wrote in his blog, “There is more and more data out there that the time is right for a third party bid.”

Yes, Erick, those record-breaking votes that Trump earned are a clear indication that a 3rd party bid is a fabulous idea.

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In light of Erickson’s latest failure, we have a suggestion for his new 3rd party – something near and dear to Erick’s heart and an idea that could actually catch on.

The Cheeseburger Party.

Seriously, that’s a movement even I could get behind.

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Amy Moreno is a Published Author, Pug Lover, Game of Thrones nerd & Cheeseburger Devotee. You can follow her on Twitter here.

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