EPIC LOSER JEB! ATTACKS TRUMP AS ‘RACIST’ FOR EATING A TACO SALAD

In the new era of “everything Trump,” it’s become commonplace to watch so-called “conservatives” meltdown and morph into crazy politically correct social justice warriors.

These new progressive-conservatives or “ProCon’s” are outraged over the slightest indignations and make mountains out of molehills.  They use stale liberal tactics in order to bolster their arguments – from fake outrage to petty name-calling to gross intolerance, these ProCon’s have taken up the politically correct torch and are going for the gold.

The latest example of this “ProCon” behavior comes from yuge loser, Jeb! Bush.  He’s “outraged” that Donald Trump ate a taco salad on Cinco De Mayo (like every other American), and posted a picture on Instagram stating, “I love Hispanics.”

According to Jeb, what Trump did is “like eating a watermelon and saying ‘I love African Americans.'”

Really?

I made beef tostadas on Cinco De Mayo and took a picture for Facebook.

According to Jeb!’s ProCon logic, I’m a racist.

Who knew?

I thought I was paying homage to a culture that I love with some amazing food. I had no idea there was an evil, hidden meaning behind my delicious beefy tostadas, topped with fresh guac, cheese, and this freaking delicious creamy Sriracha coleslaw I made.

Ole!

Muchos gracias Jeb! for crawling out of your hole, in order to judge people and misconstrue everyone’s intentions and turn something fun and delicious into an ugly, racist moment.

Editors Note: According to Jeb! when making guacamole DO NOT USE A BOWL. “You gotta use a molcajete,” Bush said.

Wow! What a racist!

Congratulations, Mr. Exclamation Point, you’re officially a Liberal.

Here’s your sign.

Amy Moreno is a Published Author, Graphic Designer, Marketing Guru & Tostada Maker. You can follow her on Twitter here.