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“Don’t Be Like Bill Kristol” – A Fable For Your Children

This is a story to tell your children so they do not turn out like Bill Kristol

Once upon a time there was a man named Bill Kristol. Bill was not very clever, but thought he was. When successful billionaire Donald Trump decided to run for President it made Bill very unhappy.

Why? Because other Presidential candidates would fake being nice to Bill in hopes he would write positive things about them in his publication. Donald Trump only cared about the American People and had plenty of his own money to take his message directly to the people, and this made Bill Kristol feel very un-important.

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Bill decided to vent his frustration on Twitter and declare over and over again Trump would fail. “If Trumps fails, then the other typical DC politicians will care about me and my publication,” Bill told himself, “I’ll get that Donald Trump if it’s the LAST thing I do!”

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July 31, 2015 “We Have Seen Peak Trump”

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July 22, 2015 “We are past PEAK TRUMP!” 

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August 6, 2015 “I do think we’ve seen Peak Trump”

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November 3, 2014 “I’ll admit I was a bit early in my #PeakTrump call”

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December 21, 2015 “It would be fitting …if Trump were to peak today”

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December 30, 2015 “Peak Trump will prove to be just before 7:00pm”

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After this tweet, Bill Kristol stopped using the term “Peak Trump.” Bill was very upset because he realized him hating Trump was not spreading to other people hating Trump. All his jealous rage for Donald Trump was not helping stop him one bit. The people loved Trump’s message of putting America FIRST. The person they did NOT like was ….. Bill Kristol. Then came May 3rd 2016. 

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And this… ReinceonTrump

Team Trump Was Very Happy 

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..and Bill was very very sad

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The Moral of the Story : Don’t be jealous and hateful of others that are successful – learn from them instead. Be part of winning teams. Do not be like loser Bill Kristol.

The End

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