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DESPERATE CRUZ SUPPORTERS GO ON HUNGER STRIKE FOR TED

By Amy Moreno

Glenn Beck is begging Cruz supporters to stop eating in order to propel their mathematically eliminaTED candidate to “victory.”

Come on, get real!

We’re not joking.

This isn’t Beck’s first hungry-rodeo.  A couple months back he pleaded with followers to “fast for a Cruz win.”  Unfortunately for Glenn, it appears that low-calories are not the key to winning a presidential race.

Who knew?

In the most recent Indiana polls, the pretend “Cruz/Carly” ticket is down by double digits to the commanding front-runner, Donald Trump. If Ted doesn’t win tomorrow he’ll face an onslaught of pressure from the public, media, pundits, donors, and the GOP to bow out of the race and go EAT a BIG dinner.

Amy Moreno is a Published Author, Graphic Designer & Marketing Guru. You can follow her on Twitter here.

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