DELUSIONAL Romney Family Still Thinks Mitt Will Be President

In the Romney household being a 2x loser is “golly gee keen!”

Heads up Tag, Zig, or Zag, whatever the hell your name is, no one but you and Paul Ryan believe that your Dad’s a hero.

Replace that H in “hero” with a Z and you’ll see what the rest of us think about dear ol’ dad.

Apparently, Mitt’s cookbook-writing wife Ann, and his spoiled and entitled kiddos are concerned with the way the GOP nominating process is unfolding and were insisting he enter the presidential race.

Yeah, those pesky voters choosing the nominee is a real freaking drag.

“I got an email from one of my sons yesterday saying, ‘You’ve gotta get in, dad, you’ve gotta get in,” Romney said during a question-and-answer session.

Email? Sounds like a warm & fuzzy family. 

However, always the “reluctant hero” (again, replace the H with a Z), Mitt declined the FORM LETTER emailed by his son, Trigzigzag, begging for loss #3, claiming that’s it’s hard on everyone (to keep losing, like a total useless loser).

Yeah, we get it, Mitt.

“It’s hard on family,” Romney said. “It’s hard on your spouse sitting there in debates agonizing over what you’re going to say next or what your kids go through and your grandkids to go through.”

Your grandkids probably think you’re a loser, too.

“I looked at it and I said I don’t think in good conscience I’m the right person to run as long as there was a better alternative who had a better chance of winning, rather,” he added. “And once the nomination was locked up, I didn’t see a chance of winning that was realistic.”

You couldn’t win when the election was handed to you on a silver platter, Dinkus.

Of course, Romney not wanting to humiliate himself for a third time attempted to recruit pancake-monster Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R) and pedo-enabler Nebraska Sen. Ben Sasse (R), both of whom declined to take the challenge despite their disdain for Trump.

#Zero

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