BREAKING: ANTI-TRUMP FUDDY DUDDY’S LAUNCH HILARIOUS ‘RENEGADE’ PARTY

You know when you have a get-together and there’s one idiot who overstays their welcome and you don’t know how to politely get rid of them so you try yawning loudly while complaining about your “early work hours,” but they still don’t get the hint?

Yeah, that’s Never Trump.

Last night Never Trump dropkick, Bill Kristol appeared on Newsmax TV to announce the launch of his new anti-Trump 3rd party, called….

Wait for it…..

The Renegade Party.

Bwahahahaha.

That’s right, a group of dusty old, out of touch, confused elitists are now “Renegades.”

These anarchist political ruffians have a list of demands – they want a pro-amnesty, pro-Trans Pacific Trade candidate who is the complete opposite of Donald Trump. Someone who will tow the line, carry the torch of the status quo and continue on with business as usual.

You know, typical “renegade” stuff.

Bill Kristol came up with the name while having a weird conversation with himself on Twitter.

I'd assumed the new party should be called the New Federalist Party or The New Whig Party. But now I'm thinking, The Renegade Party…

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) May 17, 2016

Those “…..” he typed should have indicated, “but I’m still thinking about it….”

Sadly, however, he was done brainstorming and just like that – The Renegade party was born.

Our nation deserves real leadership. Principles matter. #RenegadesUnite pic.twitter.com/ukkZulMYiu

— The Renegade Party (@RenegadeParty) May 17, 2016

As of this reporting, The Renegade Party has about 2,600 followers – that’s quite a “movement.”

A bowel movement.

Yawn.

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